Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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