I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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