It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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