i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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