i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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