would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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