i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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