Non-Jews are for practice
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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