Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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