So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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