just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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