Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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