So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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