ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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