I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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