I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
