Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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