Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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