Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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