Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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