I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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