Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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