So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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