But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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