i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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