I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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