i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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