I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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