chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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