This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
