So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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