I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
How does it feel to date your dad?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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