i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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