summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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