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I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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