once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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