Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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