That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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