He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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