Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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