Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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