if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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