Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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