i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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