But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
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