Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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