She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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