we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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