Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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