if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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