so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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