its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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