He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
only if we run a train.
done.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
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